World's Biggest Dildo Prank Package: Includes a FREE Mystery Beersy Can Cooler

The World’s Biggest Dildo Prank Package is an anonymous novelty prank box designed to get a reaction before they even open it.

No actual dildo is included. The ridiculous package itself is the prank.

Send it to a buddy, coworker, brother, roommate, fantasy football rival, or that 1 friend who immediately came to mind.

Choose how ridiculous you want to make it.

Choose Your Prank Size

18 Inches Long | They’ll Crack Up
Big enough to get the reaction. Just believable enough to make them wonder what the hell is going on.

4 Feet Long | They’ll Never Live It Down
An absolutely ridiculous 4-foot package showing up at their door. Hard to ignore. Even harder to explain.

FREE SHIPPING

Make It Even Funnier

Signature Required | +$10
Don’t let them quietly grab it off the porch.

Add Signature Required and someone may have to come to the door and accept the package in person.

Now picture the postal carrier standing there holding a giant prank package while your buddy has to sign for it.

4-Inch Penis Sucker | +$10
Because opening the package should probably come with 1 more terrible surprise.

Add a ridiculous penis-shaped sucker inside either prank size.

What You Get

• 1 World’s Biggest Dildo novelty prank box in your selected size
• No actual dildo included
• FREE mystery Beersy silicone can cooler while supplies last
• Optional Signature Required
• Optional 4-inch penis sucker
• Anonymous shipping when sent directly to them

Send It Your Way

Ship Directly to Them
Enter their address and we’ll send the prank straight to their door.

Ship Discreetly to Me First
Want to hand-deliver it, bring it to a party, or mail it yourself? We’ll send it to you discreetly first.

How It Works

1. Pick 18 inches or 4 feet.
2. Choose where you want it sent.
3. Add Signature Required or the penis sucker if you want.
4. Enter the shipping address.
5. We send the prank package.
6. Wait for the “What the hell did you send me?” text.

The Signature Required Upgrade

For +$10, you can make the delivery itself part of the prank.

Instead of finding the package sitting safely on the porch, they may have to come to the door and accept it from the carrier.

With the 4-foot package, that gets ridiculous pretty quickly.

Perfect For

• Birthdays
• Fantasy football punishments
• Bachelor parties
• Office pranks
• Brothers
• Roommates
• Christmas
• White elephant exchanges
• April Fools’ Day
• Friends who talk too much trash
• That 1 guy in the group chat

Anonymous Shipping

Sending it directly to them?

We do not include the purchaser’s identity with the prank package.

Want to control exactly how they get it? Choose Ship Discreetly to Me First and we’ll send it to you in discreet packaging.

Shipping

18 Inches Long: Calculated shipping at checkout.

4 Feet Long: FREE SHIPPING.

Shipping and packaging may vary when multiple prank packages are ordered together.

FREE Mystery Beersy

Every qualifying order includes a random Beersy silicone can cooler at no additional cost while supplies last.

The design is random.

Because apparently the giant prank package wasn’t enough of a surprise.