You are the decider. You chose to wear this to your 10-year high school reunion, the local dive bar, and any other scenario this American flag eagle swim brief is perfect for. People will look, and this brief will undoubtedly stare right back at their soul. Then they will look up and see you, the decider, staring back. Then, they will go on about their life, never forgetting what they just say. Decide if you want this or not.
