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Oligarchy Own Everything T-Shirt

Oligarchy Own Everything T-Shirt

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You already know who this guy is.

Top hat. Cane. Smirk.
Pointing at you like the game’s over.

Because it is.

OLIGARCHY.
We own everything. Thanks for playing, though.

This isn’t about monopolies. That’s the kiddie table.
This is what happens after power stops competing and starts coordinating.

The rules are written. The board is owned.
Your job is to keep rolling the dice and believing it’s fair.

Wear it if you get it.
Wear it if you’re tired of pretending you don’t.

If someone asks what it means, tell them:

“Read the sign.”

Let Mr. Carlin, rest his soul, explain it better than anyone:

Oligarchy Shirts. Quality short sleeve unisex t-shirts available in 17 different great colors.

  • Slightly form fitting. Order a size larger for a more relaxed fit.
  • 100% ring spun cotton, Heather Grey is 90% ring spun cotton/10% polyester, Heather Colors are 40% ring spun cotton/60% polyester
  • 100% preshrunk combed ringspun cotton
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • 4.5 oz. pre-shrunk 30/1 singles
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