Nutcracker

Stand at attention for these patriotic nutcrackers, who are ready to defend your feet with their festive uniforms and toy swords. This pair of gray and brown crew socks features a pattern of red, white, and blue nutcracker soldiers. Who says Christmas socks have to be boring? Sure, you may not get a present from these guys, but they're still pretty darn cracking! Plus, with "What's Crackin?" emblazoned on the sides, you'll always have something snazzy to say.