My Farts Don't Stink

Meet the socks that are as smooth as your poker face and as subtle as your weekend brunch order: cream-colored charmers with red and green stripes. They boast a declaration in brown and green—'My Farts Don't Stink'—because sometimes, it’s only fair to warn the world about your brand of silent but delightful. Perfect for those who believe in truth in advertising, right down to their toes.