Holy Beard Balm

The Holy Bastard Beard Balm

Holy Beard Balm brings together frankincense, myrrh, sandalwood, cedarwood and cypress in a rich, aromatic blend inspired by sacred oils. Resinous depth meets warm woods and a fresh evergreen edge. Divine scent, unmistakably Bastard.

Complete your Holy lineup with Holy Beard Oil and Holy Beard Butter.

A Little Sacred. A Little Irreverent.

Picture the holy of holies in your beard-care routine: frankincense and myrrh lending their distinctive resinous character, sandalwood and cedarwood bringing warm, woodsy richness, and cypress adding a crisp contrast.

Inspired by the oils associated with wise men and ancient rituals, the Holy Bastard takes that old-world character and gives it a little attitude. Would it have given a biblical beard an extra sheen? That's a stretch, even for us.

This is the blend for the bastard who likes a scent with depth, character and a sense of humor. You might feel holier than thou, but let's leave the miracles to the beard gods.