Hipster Repellent 2oz Beard Balm Citrus-Cedar-Sandalwood

Hipster Repellent Beard Balm: Authenticity in a Jar

Forget the trends, the irony, and the over-complicated grooming fads. Hipster Repellent Beard Balm is for the man who values hard work over high-fashion. This isn't a "boutique" product—it's a high-performance tool built for those who prefer the garage to the gallery and a real day's work to a curated feed. It’s simple: a rugged, reliable hold for a beard that actually sees some action.

Scent Profile: Citrus-Cedar-Sandalwood. A scent to deter skinny jeans, snowflakes and those who've never had a callous on their hands! A strong blend of citrus, cedar, and sandalwood.  

Ingredients: Beeswax, Mango Butter, Avocado Butter, Shea Butter, Cocoa Butter, Kokum Butter, Moringa Oil, Kukui Nut Oil, Golden Jojoba Oil, Avocado Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Raspberry Seed Oil, Tamanu Oil, Argan Oil, Primrose Oil, Essential Oils and Fragrance Oils.

🚫 Anti-Trend Hold: Keeps your beard disciplined and professional without looking like you spent two hours in front of a mirror.

💧 Working-Class Hydration: Six heavy-duty butters to kill the itch and keep your skin healthy under the most rugged conditions.

🌲 No-Nonsense Scent: A clean, masculine fragrance that smells like a man, not a bowl of potpourri.

🧼 Handcrafted Quality: Small-batch production in Idaho, because we believe in making things the right way!

📋 How to Use

1. Scoop: Use the back of your thumbnail to scrape out a small amount.
2. Melt: Rub the balm between your palms until it liquefies into a smooth, warm oil.
3. Apply: Work thoroughly into your beard, starting from the skin and moving out.
4. Style: Use a comb, brush, or your hands to get it where it needs to be.

 Note: For external use only. If irritation, redness, or discomfort occurs, discontinue use immediately and consult a medical professional. Keep out of reach of children and avoid contact with eyes.