The King Krampus | Krampus Print Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

Here are the definitive rankings of who would win in various scenarios - Santa vs. Krampus:

Brownie bake off: Santa

Special brownie bake off: Krampus

Arm Wrestling: Krampus

Leg Wrestling: Santa (holding up that belly? you don't skip leg day)

Wooing the lady of the house: It's a damn tie...is mommy kissing Santa Claus? or is Krampus coming down that chimney? You decide.