{"product_id":"bad-decisions-whiskey-natural-mens-soap","title":"Bad Decisions Whiskey Natural Mens Soap","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eBad Decisions Whiskey: Because You Can’t Fix Stupid!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eThey say nothing good happens after midnight, but they clearly haven't smelled our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"83\"\u003eBad Decisions Whiskey Natural Soap\u003c\/b\u003e. Inspired by a lifetime of questionable choices, high-octane fun, and those legendary nights fueled by copious amounts of alcohol, this bar is the only \"bad decision\" you won't regret the next morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eAt a hefty \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003e5.56 OZ of Freedom-Loving Soap\u003c\/b\u003e, this bar is as solid as an American oak cask and twice as tough. 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