{"product_id":"angry-charlie-natural-soap-vanilla-cedarwood-cologne","title":"Angry Charlie Natural Soap - Vanilla Cedarwood Cologne","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eAngry Charlie: 5.56 Ounces of High-Velocity Freedom\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSmells like a metric ton of freedom fighting.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eAngry Charlie isn’t just a soap bar; it’s a tribute. Named in honor of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"71\"\u003eAaron Butler\u003c\/b\u003e and the warfighters who’ve given everything for this country, this bar is as rugged and resilient as the men it commemorates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eWhen you lather up with Angry Charlie, you aren’t just cleaning off the day’s grime—you’re supporting a mission. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"113\"\u003e100% of all profits\u003c\/b\u003e from this scent go directly to the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"168\"\u003eAaron Butler Memorial Foundation\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"205\"\u003eGold Star Families\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThe Scent Profile: Monticello Vanilla \u0026amp; Cedar \u0026amp; Masculine Cologne\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis isn’t that flowery junk you find in the \"men's\" aisle at the big-box stores. This is a heavy-hitting, masculine blend of creamy \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"133\"\u003eMonticello Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e grounded by the deep, earthy grit of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"189\"\u003eCedar\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s the kind of scent that makes you feel like you just stepped out of a mountain equipment shop and straight into a recruitment poster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eWhy It’s \"The Bee’s Knees\" (If Bees Carried Hellfire Missiles):\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVeteran Made in Idaho:\u003c\/b\u003e Handcrafted in small batches by veterans who know the meaning of hard work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Sea Shower\" Standard:\u003c\/b\u003e Cold-processed and \"super-fattened\" with shea butter for a rich, thick lather that leaves your skin moisturized, not stripped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDad Bod Approved:\u003c\/b\u003e Formulated for all skin types. Whether you’re dry, oily, or just \"well-seasoned,\" this soap handles it all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eZero Political Correctness:\u003c\/b\u003e We don't use toxic chemicals, and we don't use confusing pronouns. It’s a bar of soap for men. Period.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHealth Over Hype:\u003c\/b\u003e Free from parabens, sulfates, and the \"chemical concoctions\" commercial brands use. We keep the glycerin in, so your skin stays healthy and hydrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eTactical Specs:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 5.56 OZ (The caliber of choice for freedom-loving Americans).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/b\u003e Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Sunflower Oil, Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Shea Butter, Castor Oil, Activated Charcoal, and a whole lot of grit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eScent Strength:\u003c\/b\u003e Strong. Enough to be noticed, not enough to give away your position.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eThe Guarantee: Love It or Refund\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eThis isn't the chow hall—you don't have to eat what you're served if it’s garbage. We take pride in our craft. If you don’t love Angry Charlie, we’ll swap it for a different scent or refund your money, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePRO TIP:\u003c\/b\u003e To make your bar last longer than a weekend pass, keep it in a draining soap dish. If it sits in standing water, it’s a casualty. Treat it right, and it’ll treat you right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSUBSCRIBE \u0026amp; SAVE:\u003c\/b\u003e Get your monthly freedom shipment delivered to your door and \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"79\"\u003esave 20%\u003c\/b\u003e on every order. It’s the easiest way to ensure you never have to smell like a \"socialist-loving Karen\" again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStop using detergent. 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