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Flagship Soap’s Angry Charlie Beard Balm is a high-performance conditioning balm designed for the man who demands discipline, order, and a scent that commands respect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eForget greasy, lightweight oils that go AWOL by noon. 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